- 8 out of 10 is like saying you’d rather shit yourself in line for a movie than make love to a beautiful woman
- Roger Ebert expresses his feelings too much
- The Garfield movie, while disappointing, can be an enjoyable experience for some
All fanboy idiots are Republicans - An 8 represents a conspiracy, fiasco and/or mass payoffs from a competitor’s console manufacturer
- Without a 10 out of 10 some fanboys cannot live and thus may kill themselves
- Without a detailed breakdown of each lost point from a review, the review cannot stand and thus is only down-scoring the game too appear unbiased
- If an outlet gives an unexpected score they are officially deemed a poor company to follow and can no longer be trusted
- Giving MGS4 an 8 is to increase credibility of a reviewer or outlet for giving Halo, GTAIV and Super Mario Galaxy better scores–and while MGS4 is not available yet, it is infinitely better than all games combined
- Games considered to be system sellers must be scored between 9-9.9 and can never get a score lower
These ridiculous points and more can be found at Joystiq.com regarding the Edge 8/10 score of Metal Gear Solid 4. When did an 8/10 turn into a bad score? I think people might be getting a little crazy for the game not getting perfect 10s across the board.
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May 14, 2008
The Art of Spin-offs
April 18, 2008
NO!!!!!!!!
April 1, 2008
Been busy blogging all day and when I finally fired up the old Xbox 360 this is what I saw staring back at me!
What have I done to deserve this?!
NOOOoooo!!!!!!111111!
CHHH3333333VoooZ!
